A Mother In-law Problem
it is not a well-known fact
that Eve won the Miss Universe Contest
three years running
it was planned out from the beginning
the whole thing ribbed from above
stage-managed to perfection
nobody said ‘she was one in a million’
so she always took top honors
the decision a one-off personal affair
how could Adam vote for another
for he had magnetic affinity for dark hair
and he couldn’t vote for a blonde unseen
but the fourth year Adam simply had to abstain
it was all Eve’s doing in the cookery department
an unwise decision to make apple pie
for how could she emulate her Mother-in-law
when the recipe wasn’t God-given,
perhaps she just thought she could do better!
a bit unfair on poor old Adam though –
for he never ever looked at another woman
and always treated her as his very own body
so now we’re all eating Eve’s humble pie
and whether we realize we’re married or not
we can blame the Mother-in-law for dictating our lot
Richard Scutter 5 September 2009
that Eve won the Miss Universe Contest
three years running
it was planned out from the beginning
the whole thing ribbed from above
stage-managed to perfection
nobody said ‘she was one in a million’
so she always took top honors
the decision a one-off personal affair
how could Adam vote for another
for he had magnetic affinity for dark hair
and he couldn’t vote for a blonde unseen
but the fourth year Adam simply had to abstain
it was all Eve’s doing in the cookery department
an unwise decision to make apple pie
for how could she emulate her Mother-in-law
when the recipe wasn’t God-given,
perhaps she just thought she could do better!
a bit unfair on poor old Adam though –
for he never ever looked at another woman
and always treated her as his very own body
so now we’re all eating Eve’s humble pie
and whether we realize we’re married or not
we can blame the Mother-in-law for dictating our lot
Richard Scutter 5 September 2009
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